My Top 5 “I’m Sooooooo Single”

1.  I can look at a sink full of dishes, an unmade bed, and towels hung willy-nilly and think:  I’m not untidy, I’m single.

2.  When I open the door to the Thai food delivery guy, I shout back into the house as if someone else is here.  For example:  “I got it!” or “Grab some plates”.  This helps explain the enormous size of the order.

3.  I can put on a nice nighty … and leave my socks on.

4.  “Making the bed” means re-arranging the sheets into approximate bed shape.  No tucking.

5.  My most constant companion in the aforementioned bed is a book.

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